P71 on CL

[tigerpwr]

LoL at this ad

The Best 2003 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor P71 Part 2 - $3750 (Los Angeles)

Date: 2009-12-08, 6:05PM PST
Reply to: sale-dcw99-1501536083@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

When I drive this car on the freeway I feel like I'm driving the Pace Car at the Indianapolis 500... its just me in front, and lots of cars driving slower behind me waiting for me to leave...


My previous ad was flagged several times, I'm not exactly sure why... so I will try to make this one equally offensive, but in a different way...

Reasons to buy my car:

1) It's hands down the coolest car in this price range... your alternative is a 1988 honda civic, which you will never get laid in.
2) You feel like Moses 24/7 parting the traffic
3) It's got a V8 (not a sissy V4 or V6)... yes its uses more gas than prius, but it's also 12,000 times more heterosexual... if you need 70 MPG you should get off the computer and hug a tree.
4) It has the awesome rhino push bar front bumper ram, which effectively stops people from hitting your car when they're parallel parking
5) I have yet to be pulled over in it, typically cops just wave or nod at me.
6) I find that illegally parking works out ok when I leave my windows down, haven't gotten a parking ticket in it yet.
7) If replacement parts were any cheaper on this car, I wouldn't trust using them.
8) Movie Studios rent police cars all the time... pimp out this car to them.

... I could probably think of a hundred more reasons why this car is the balls, but I'm not adequately caffeinated enough to write them all down.

Reasons to not buy my car:

NONE...

... I'd love to meet the officer who drove this car and shake his hand, because I can tell he did some serious arse-kicking just by how he left the car... there are a bunch of vertical scratches on the driver's side front fender from the belt buckles of those on the wrong side of the law being searched and handcuffed... There are also some scratches on the trunk lid from weapons, drugs, and paraphernalia being confiscated, seriously. This car also has a Police Issued Contoured Hard Plastic Backseat, which has seen its fair share of lewd conductors. It still has the Police center console, which has the laptop holder, which I use to put my cell phone on when I'm texting so people think I'm running their license plates, instead of the reality of me violating california's texting while driving laws. It also has the little antennas that make you look important, rubberized floor so you can hose out "the mess", and limo tinted rear windows to keep your interior from getting too hot, and to keep people guessing.


The car currently has 142k crime-eradicating miles on it... before you start b*tchin about the miles, understand that:

A) This car was retired with 120k miles on it and was serviced religiously by the Law Enforcement Agency that used it.

B) Everything on this car is tight and responsive, and it drives way better than my buddies P71 with 75k miles on it.

C) P71s often have 300k miles on them a still run laps around Hondas, Toyotas, ETC., that's why Taxi companies buy them... BECAUSE THEY RUN FOREVER AND PARTS ARE
CHEAP... AND THEY KICK ARSE
.
D) It's very P.C. to be driving an American Car right now... China is thriving and the Euro is at 1.50, we're getting porked.

E) Any other car in this price range sucks.


I have the California Title in my hand, literally... and it's in my name, no funny business. License Fees are paid through Oct. 2010 (which equals beer money for at least 6 weeks). CASH ONLY... if you can't afford it don't even bother asking me a question. No Low Ballers or Scammers. I wasn't born yesterday, and if you really are a Nigerian Prince with 50 Billion Dollars, you should consider buying a nicer car. The car and myself are located in West L.A., preventing potential crime from occurring.

PLEASE DON'T SHOW UP TO BUY MY CAR WEARING AN ED HARDY T-SHIRT... IT WILL PISS ME OFF AND I WON'T SELL IT TO YOU.

I'm throwing in a iPod Cassette Adapter ($29.99 value, wow!), and a 6 pack of beer (minus the 2 I'll drink while we are doing the deal).

I raised the price $250 for my blood, sweat, and tears since I had to keep writing new ads because the old ones would get flagged. Don't thank me, thank the douchenozzle who flagged me.



I stole the description below from someone else selling an '03, it may or may not be true... but I don't mind plagerizing him, since he is probably the one flagging my posts because my car is cheaper and way cooler...

(start boring text)
This unit has a rear end that is geared for highway driving. It can easily go over 130mph safely and smoothly if you want top speed car.

First gear comes out at 35 mph awesome pick up. These 03 and newer units are all aluminum and lighter under the car and have a tighter suspension than the 2002 and older cars. It will run circles around the older units 02 and older. (older cars are all steel and heavy with out dated suspension and out dated trans and interior) newer units have updated interior and totally redesigned at 2003 and up. this car is the same as a 2007 vic.

Federally rated at 500k miles.

The P71 Police Interceptors that we carry have a high-speed package containing a high performance engine with twin cam, multi-point injected V-8 and a high performance computer. The 4 speed electronic transmission has an extra capacity, limited slip and high ratio rear end. Ventilated rims on these police cars are one inch wider than standard to force air onto the breaks for cooling, which is essential for stopping power at high speeds. The suspension package has high performance front and rear sway bars with heavyweight suspension bushings.
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Ask for Rob

• Location: Los Angeles
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[Crash]

I was just looking at this one. Very clean, and the guy is pretty funny. I'd buy this right now if my fucking insurance company got their ass in gear.

[dirtaddshp]

yeah it would make a good commuter car.. no one would road rage on ya.

[lil_Mike]

perfect for crashing and its got the plastic rear seats.

[tigerpwr]

2003 Ford Crown Victoria GT Custom Interceptor - $7999 (Conyers)

Date: 2010-03-09, 7:22AM EST
Reply to: sale-adjam-1635502716@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

03 Ford Crown Victoria Custom Police Interceptor with the GT body kit as seen in the movie "Taxi". Black exterior with gray interior, cloth bucket seats, 4.6L V8, automatic transmission, power windows and door locks, new tires, cold air conditioning, current emissions, original window sticker, runs and drives great. This car is a real head turner. Price $7,999. For further information call 770-760-0150.

• Location: Conyers
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/ctd/1635502716.html

[Crash]

Thing looks like an ugly choo choo!